matf
Hi guys im mat,i live in kerobokan bali with my partnerand have been living here for just under 2 years and thought id finally join a forum,hope i can help out or be helped,thanks for having me here :)
Markit
Hey Mat welcomeThanks for your kind offer of help - can you cook?
matf
Haha, i think i have forgotten how, its been a while
JohnnyCool
Hi, [B]matf[/B]Welcome to this forum....hope i can help out or be helped...[/QUOTE]How about these for starters:What do you do, where did you originally come from, what have you found good or bad so far, and what can you help us with, or need help for?:cheerful:
RhysG
hey matt welcome i just moved to kerobakan/banja semer area even though i been in bali for a while.
matf
Well I'm originally from Tasmania, AustraliaWork for newmont mine Asia pacific,Can help peeps with info onRentals Buying landBikesVisasGood spots around Bali and Indonesia surf spotsAnd just general stuff
JohnnyCool
Excellent stuff. Look forward to your contributions.Any thoughts about the current "punk" crisis in Banda Aceh?(Sorry - couldn't help myself - just been reading about the latest extraordinary events there - the punks being turned into skinheads and the 1000 police currently being re-educated because their hair tested positive for drug use.):icon_cool:
gilbert de jong
Amongst a local police-chief who tested positive too, and not being prosecuted for it, and or fired just like the other 1000 who used hard-drugs
Markit
You gotta wonder if Mohammed came back today what he would think of what's being done in his name.
no.idea
Markit, you have now asked everyone on this forum to cook for you. At this rate you will be fading away to just skin and bones. Call through Sanur and I will get the barbecue heated up for you. Your job is to keep the beer supply running at a regular pace. I will look after the steak, sausages, spare ribs, mushrooms and potatoes.The barbecue is a beauty, stainless steel, four burner, stainless hood. I bought it for 450,000 from a chap who did not realise the burner has air vents at the front.Please do not in any way confuse this with an offer of marriage or even friendship. It is just a simple gesture from one slightly demented person to another.
matf
[b]punks not dead its just gone to moral high ground[/b]well what can i say, it is to be expected in a place you could still get stoned to death for adultery ,....does anyone know if it was after the police were caught for drugs, maybe a political stunt to shift the media's eye
gilbert de jong
@matf... I like the way you think @noidea... you're too generous, by the way..mam would love to run around the beach again overthere :icon_biggrin:
RhysG
[b]sound like fun[/b]Markit, you have now asked everyone on this forum to cook for you. At this rate you will be fading away to just skin and bones. Call through Sanur and I will get the barbecue heated up for you. Your job is to keep the beer supply running at a regular pace. I will look after the steak, sausages, spare ribs, mushrooms and potatoes.The barbecue is a beauty, stainless steel, four burner, stainless hood. I bought it for 450,000 from a chap who did not realise the burner has air vents at the front.Please do not in any way confuse this with an offer of marriage or even friendship. It is just a simple gesture from one slightly demented person to another.[/QUOTE] sound like fun can i join i keep the ice suplly running for cold beers hahaha
Markit
Golly a barby like that sounds like one I sold to some Ozzy guy who....:icon_biggrin:On a more serious note a barby like you describe kinda deserves a wider audience don't you think? And I would just love seeing old Gils mum (not Gils old mum!) prancing around on the beach in Sanur. I'm willing to throw the beer supply open to more "member" what say you about that fine barby?Boxing day coming up - good day to get boxed if I've ever heard of one?Oh and RhysG I'll bring some flash cards to help you with the old spelling or show you how to use spell check - ho, ho, ho it's Fatter Christmas
RhysG
Oh and RhysG I'll bring some flash cards to help you with the old spelling or show you how to use spell check - ho, ho, ho it's Fatter Christmas[/QUOTE]hey buddy thank for the offer but i am sorry for by bad spelling i am dyslexic and it has slow gotten better over the year. I do try to get thing right so please fro give me for my bad spelling.
no.idea
This will be an interesting barbecue. Markit has offered to flash things to Rhys. Meanwhile Rhys & I will show Markit how to walk upright on his hind legs. Once we get his knuckles from dragging on the ground the rest should be easy.If he is a quick learner we may even have time to run him through "Acting Like A Human" lessons 1 & 2.:icon_biggrin:Has anyone else got a few skills they would like to contribute?Boxing Day seems like a good a time as any.
goldminer
This will be an interesting barbecue. Markit has offered to flash things to Rhys. Meanwhile Rhys & I will show Markit how to walk upright on his hind legs. Once we get his knuckles from dragging on the ground the rest should be easy.If he is a quick learner we may even have time to run him through "Acting Like A Human" lessons 1 & 2.:icon_biggrin:Has anyone else got a few skills they would like to contribute?Boxing Day seems like a good a time as any.[/QUOTE] I would like to show Markit some of the "skills" i learnt in the army!:icon_wink:
RhysG
boxing day good hey maybe we can show markit some fine motor skills if he learns fast enough
Markit
See goldminer that's where I start to get agressive when people threaten me with violence - I don't find it amusing. I have never seen this as a boys-together testicle size measuring test but more as an attempt to:1) manipulate me into some behaviour that you wish thru fear of injury or violence.2) or to show everyone else what a hell of a man you are.Which is it? Because both sadly fail - My balls [B]are[/B] bigger than yours, I'm [B]better[/B] at [U]everything[/U] in life than you are, I'm much [U][I]smarter[/I][/U] and probably smell better too and if that's your picture - I'm [B]way better looking.[/B]Such is life and it will [I]always[/I] be so.
gilbert de jong
markit...I am almost positive that all messages above are harmless, and just joking around..think you're reading to much threat in it, to only threat/danger is that you, I, we all get too drunk and throw up in someone's pool and have to clean it up :highly_amused:And if it would be a boys 'testicle size measurement' contest...I am sorry too, 'cause you would all lose to me, if the criteria is smarter/better smelling/better looking that is :highly_amused:
